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When nice older people send you emails...

This is from a lady that I used to work with:

I hear congradutions are in order.  That you got married.   It’s wonderful.   I can’t believe you did not tell me Your second mom.        Laugh!!!!    Smile!!!!




Laugh smile, indeed.

Home & Garden Macabre

Whilst doing some research about our new home, I found myself on Yahoo Answers.  I was about to close the window when I noticed something a little disturbing in the links to other questions:

I didn't click the link to see whodunit.

Rage

When insomnia strikes, I tend to get irritated easily.  Here's photographic evidence of my rage.

Approximately 3:30 a.m. thru 3:51 a.m.

Why can't you just work, Itunes?!

You think you're struggling, AC?  I'll show you struggling.

What's the deal, $2 bag of tortilla chips?!  You think you're better than me because you're more affordable?!

Time, you just...ugghhhhh!

Ohhhh look at you takin pictures of yourself because you can't sleep!  Read a book, simpleton!

Clean yourself, shirt!  Take some freakin' pride in what you are.

You wanna make me fat, you delicious bastard!?!?!?!

This post has been brought to you by insomnia and boredom.  I also discovered that if you type my web address incorrectly(http://jeffisawake.blogpsot.com/) you are taken to what is titled a Mega Bible Prophecies site.

Pinning

I have joined Pinterest.

I am not ashamed.

There will be bubbles.

Spicy licks

Obviously I didn't get the memo that I wasn't supposed to dress like a lame-o.  Oh well!

Too Happy?

Click this if you need a reason to be sad today.